Cuming this Weak? Text Sex Without the Emoticons
Just got home, too many tales to tell, will verbalize in due time, once I get my head around what the hell happened.iPod played "Flaming Lips - Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots pt. 1" while posting
posted by UrbanCannibal at 12:25 AM
11 Comments:
Nice song...is it a comment on what happened with the red head?
8:13 AM
Oh, sounds so intriguing. A perfect example of how to keep them coming back for more!
10:29 AM
Oh the life of the Cannibal!!!
Waiting with bated breath.
12:08 PM
Megs, didn’t see Red this weekend, wound up driving cross province with the ex “wife”. It’s pretty amazing how comfortable we are with one another after all we went through last year. She truly is one of the best people out there and I don’t think my dink and I deserve her. Spent something like 8 hours in the car with her over the weekend and still found it hard to let her go. I’m glad you liked the song, more on the way ;)
5:31 PM
DF, I figured I had to put something up rather than drop from the radar as I’ve been known to do. As the tide of summer starts to turn my life seems to gain momentum right along side it. Reading what you’ve been up to it’s likely the same story. As a single cannibal in the suburbs though, the world is a strange place indeed, if things continue like they have I may just have another year worth of material in me. I’m glad to have you along for the ride.
5:41 PM
Jag, darlin’ you know what it’s like in this country when the summer sky ignites and hibernation season comes to an end (mind you, we get Chinooks here and your coastal winters usually aren’t too bad, but think of the rest of the country – shudder). Busy, busy, busy. I was recently promoted and moved to another building, so I’m “new kid in town” again, that’ll likely fade when people inherently learn what a prick I am. Still, I’ll enjoy the ride while the wheels are rolling even if I don’t know where the hell I’ll end up.
5:45 PM
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7:26 PM
Gawd, I wish there were errors in the text messages:
I've had way too much dink and I'm thinking pretty thoughts of ewes - Love Dave
or
If this phone was your Visa, I'd be a happy girl.
7:27 PM
Unedited picture ran overnight but I awoke thinking that someone would stop by and have the word "cock" greet them while at work or something, figured reading it is one thing but graphically it tells a different story to passerby. Just the same, that's what it said, I didn't have the heart to tell her that if my knob was the size of a cell phone she wouldn't likely want me around in the first place.
8:32 PM
This point in the year is fantastic and sucks one outside into the light. The beach and the woods are very enticing, moreso than the PC. Plus My head and fingers don't seem to match up and I can't seem to transfer much thought to page.
Sadly I'd never heard of the Flaming Lips until their song was used in the Mitsubishi commercial. Now I'm hooked.
I'm often up late and I missed the unedited version; I'd have laughed.
5:23 AM
It seems that I am a text sex neophyte, and I am glad that if anybody is going to get some, it is the Urban Cannibal. I have heard that a Cannibal off their feed can start looking at badgers and cougars for sustinance.
Side note: "Flaming Lips" sound like a Robin comment, "Fogging Flaming Lips Batman!"
12:06 PM
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