Ill-informed Opinions from a Suburban Refugee & Pop Cultural Misfit

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

He's Coming Out - The Rainbow Erection

Ever wonder what it's like to be a closeted homosexual? I consider myself to have at least one finger on the pulse of the pop cultural side of the Internet (perchance another finger in an outstretched eye socket), so when a website comes across my path that is just as informative as it is socially relevant and just happens to be the weekly ramblings of a closet queer on the verge of a personal/penile revolution, I’ll read what the little pink lady has to say no matter how crass.

Now I may not agree 100% with the way this man lives, but he most certainly has a way with words (even if more often than not he’s expressly crude with very little reason to be – perhaps another outlet that will mellow once he’s “out” or in fact his own "outlet" has been invaded). Just the same, I applaud his choice to embrace who he is, it likely hasn’t been very easy remaining a hidden cock chugger and salty shot sucking fairy (I use these words only to illustrate how truly cruel some narrow minded folks can be), but at least he’s becoming free - free of ridicule, free of the semen shielded shackles that have held his heart fast, free of the need to hide behind a blog. Come out, come out wherever you are! Grab that man hammer and build yourself a tower (of ivory blow if you must) from which you can proclaim your queerness, spark the sequins of sexual liberation and maybe even take a rod in the poo hole, whatever floats your boat my friend.

Best of luck, Pig.

iPod played "Lemonheads - Big Gay Heart" while posting

9 Comments:

Blogger The Dark Pig said...

I didn't know you were still following N' Sync

8:51 PM

 
Blogger UrbanCannibal said...

The Man of Steel, more like the Man of Feel.

10:14 PM

 
Blogger Serena said...

The two of you are how old, again?
And, anyway: I think Man Who Swallows Steel has a nicer ring.

5:32 AM

 
Blogger The Dark Pig said...

This is you... Picture of You.

7:34 AM

 
Blogger Unknown said...

Ummm...is anyone really surprised by that Lance Bass "revelation"?

1:31 PM

 
Blogger Serena said...

I'm just thankful it's NOT Joey Fatone. he's so dreamy *gush*

4:21 PM

 
Blogger Spankey said...

Canibal, I am still waiting for my link in your blogs list gay boy, or do I have to show up at your house again and ask your mom if I can speak with you...

http://holdmybeer.blogspot.com/

12:51 PM

 
Blogger UrbanCannibal said...

Link updated Spanx, and I don't live at home anymore so Mom likely wouldn'y care, nontheless thanks for the memories made me laugh pretty hard. Almost blew expensive beer come out my nose.

4:37 PM

 
Blogger Spankey said...

thanx chief, glad I could make you waste the expensive stuff.

10:12 AM

 

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