Update - Wynonna's Big Brown Bison

Bison Isn't Sasquatch

Globe and Mail Update

Thursday, July 28, 2005 Updated at 12:30 PM EDT

A hair sample that some claimed belonged to a sasquatch in the Yukon is actually the fur of a large mammal. David Coltman, a University of Alberta geneticist who did a DNA test on a hair sample, confirmed that it was 100-per-cent bison. He said the DNA sample was not fresh. The hair sample was taken from a bush near Teslin, Yukon earlier this month where several people said they had seen and heard a large, hairy creature.

As suspected, the hair sample presumed to be that of country music sasquatch Wynonna Judd turns out to be from a Bison after all. I have withdrawn my sasquatch sighting report to the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization since it’s now been confirmed through DNA testing that Judd is not a Big Foot – she is in fact a less than fresh Buffalo.

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